so funny

A young man goes into a pharmacy and
asks the pharmacist "Hello, could
you give me condom. My girlfriend has
invited me for dinner and I
think she is expecting something from
me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom;
and as the young man is going
out, he returns and tells him: "Give
me another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
She always crosses her legs in
a provocative manner when she sees me
and I think she expects
something from me too."

The pharmacist gives him a second
condom; and as the boy is leaving
he turns back and says: After all,
give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute
and when she sees me she always
makes allusions...and since she
invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is
sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the
mom facing him. When the dad
gets there, the boy lowers his head
and starts praying: "Dear
Lord,bless this dinner...thank you for
all you give us...!!!"

A minute later the boy is still
praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still
praying, keeping his head
down. The others look at each other
surprised and his girlfriend even
more than the others. She gets close
to the boy and tells him in his
ear: "I didn't know you were so
religious!!!"

The boy replies:"I didn't know your
dad was the pharmacist!!!"